Pick Up Lines

I've posted some of my favorites, would love to hear either some of the crazy ones you have used or had used on you...

• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
• I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
• Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
• Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
• My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Now, if those don't do the trick, you may have to resort to these (ouch!)...

• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
• Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
  Woman - No.
  Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
• I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
• Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
• You're ugly but you intrigue me.
• No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
• I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good