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Un-Politically Correct - It is about time!

We live in a society where we are a afraid to offend, and need to be P.C. to ease the blows....It is time to go back to basics, say it like it is...straight forward, direct... and if your offended, then "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"...

Monday, August 01, 2005

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes.....

This is too funny......

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. These are great:

As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... Mess It Up.

Better Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.

Strike While The... Bug Is Close.

You Can Lead A Horse To Water But.. How?

Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.

A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.

You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math.

If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning.

Love All, Trust.. Me

Where There's Smoke, There's... Pollution.

Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents!

A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.

Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers.

None Are So Blind As... Helen Keller.

Children Should Be Seen And Not... Spanked Or Grounded.

When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.


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1 Comments:

At 9:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

rotflmao!!! Oh man! I really loved the last one...now that was funny. :)

 

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