Adopt a Jihadi

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Adopt a Jihadi

Dear Concerned Citizen:

Thank you for your recent letter criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently held at Guantanamo
Bay , Cuba . The administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn that thanks to the concerns of citizens like you we are creating the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program,orLARK for short.

How You Can Help

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care. Your detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of are for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.

Although Ahmed is sociopathic and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome this character flaw. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural
differences.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items
as a pencil or nail clippers. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless you feel that this might offend him.

Cultural Sensitivity Is Important

Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a
particularly sensitive subject for him. He has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he considers appropriate, but I'm sure that over time they will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the bhurka. Just remind them that it is all part of respecting his culture and his religious beliefs.

Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you inform us of the proper way to do our job. Take good care of Ahmed and good luck!

Cordially,

Don
Rumsfeld

Thanks to Angela for posting this funny, yet somehow extraordinarily appropriate letter in the comments
section

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That was so perfect -- of course the placement services should start with some positive mentors within the liberal world -- Therefore the first mailings of the notifications should arrive at the steps of the Kerry's, Durbin's, Clinton's, McCain's (oops my bad), Pelosi's, and the Kennedy's residence.

Of course with all of the culteral sensitivity in the liberal hollywood -- The Baldwins, Serandin's, Garofalo's, Sheen's, Fonda's would love to assist -- maybe even organize an event such as Jahadi-Aid.