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Un-Politically Correct - It is about time!

We live in a society where we are a afraid to offend, and need to be P.C. to ease the blows....It is time to go back to basics, say it like it is...straight forward, direct... and if your offended, then "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"...

Thursday, February 11, 2010

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Friday, January 15, 2010

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Thursday, December 31, 2009

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

F@$# Canada.....

Activist Organizing a Renion For U.S. Draft Dodgers....


I don't know why I am surprised ~ Maybe Billy Clinton can be a guest speaker on how to be a pussy and un-patriotic and still spend 8 years in office....



"Peace activists have revived plans for a sculpture to commemorate Vietnam War draft resisters who fled to Canada, a proposal that had drawn the ire of U.S. veterans groups and conservatives.


The activists, who are also organizing a reunion for "draft dodgers" in July, said Tuesday the proposed monument is still needed to warn Americans and Canadians about the dangers of militarism."


Then it adds (how sweet)



"The proposal calls for a sculpture of two Americans, a male and a female, crossing an imaginary border where a Canadian figure is waiting to welcome them.


We might as well have France to the North of us.....

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Sadam Starving Himself To Death.... How Fitting

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) — Saddam Hussein and three former officials in his regime told the court handling their trial Tuesday that they were on a hunger strike in protest of the judge overseeing the proceedings.
Saddam said he had not eaten in three days, while his former intelligence chief, Barzan Ibrahim, said he had been on the strike for two days. Two other defendants, Awad Bandar and former Vice President Taha Yassin Ramadan, also said they had started a hunger strike.
Wow, if only all those that suffered under is regime, had polled that shit....
LET THEM STARVE.....

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

A Mother Mourning....

Let the fun begin:

 

 

Flippin' McCain

Congrats to my senator John McCain (R-AZ)



Last Month:



He said Bush was right not to meet with Sheehan, telling the Tucson Citizen, "If I was president of the United States, I probably wouldn't."

The same day, McCain told the Arizona Star that Sheehan "is probably being used" by anti-war groups.


Now:



Aides to Sen. John McCain have confirmed that the 2008 presidential hopeful will meet with anti-American war protester Cindy Sheehan, possibly later today.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

New Looter's T-Shirts

Hurry, while supplies last....


Friday, September 23, 2005

You've Got To Be Kidding Me - Quote

John Fitzgibbons, Lafave’s Attorney:

”To place an attractive young woman in that kind of hell-hole is like placing a placing a piece of raw meat in with the lions.
I’m not sure Debbie would be able to survive.”
 
 
-- Are you kidding me???????

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Not to worry, Only 4,500 Missing Sex Offenders

From the Hurricane Katrina and the great evacuation planning of Gov. Blanco --
 
I hope the officials that are part of the emergency planning for New Orleans are proud -- just wait until some child is taken and possible murdered by one of this sickos...as much as the majority of people that have been evacuated to other cities are in need -- the sex offenders that are missing are predators, and this is an opportunity for them.....
 

Next Time Read The Bumper Stickers B4 You Break In

I love it!

The bumper sticker outside the home reads: "Gun Control means using both hands." AND HE CONTINUED TO BREAK IN!!!!

Here for the story

Neighbors say man was shot, killed during break-in....


Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Priceless Quote

"Putting a Liberal in charge of National Security of the United States is like giving your teenage son a bottle of whiskey and the keys to your Buick."
-Joe Crummey
 

Monday, September 05, 2005

I Just Don't Get It - Probation + 90 Days In Jail For HIV+ & Sex W/ 14 Yr OLD

I JUST DON'T GET IT......
 
Despite his HIV, he enticed and then had sex with 14-year-old
 
     A Utah attorney who enticed and then had sex with a 14-year-old boy nearly two years ago when he knew he was HIV positive was sentenced Wednesday to probation and 90 days in jail.
      Howard P. Johnson, 51, was charged with two counts of first-degree forcible sodomy and one count of a second-degree felony of enticing a minor over the Internet. He pleaded guilty to lesser charges of a third-degree felony of unlawful sexual activity with a minor and a class A misdemeanor of enticing a minor over the Internet in exchange for the dismissal of a first-degree felony sodomy charge.
      Court documents state that Johnson used the Internet to entice the 14-year-old boy to meet him at his Salt Lake home in October 2003 to engage in sexual activities. When the teen arrived at the home, Johnson answered the door naked and then engaged in sex acts with the minor.
      The minor reported the incident in March 2004, fearing that he might have AIDs or another disease, according to court documents.
       Johnson told police officers at his home on March 3, 2004, that he was HIV positive. The officers then searched his home and office computers for the presence of child pornography. Court documents state that the computer searches produced numerous images of naked males engaging in sex acts, but all of them appeared to be adults.
      Defense attorney John Caine said that 3rd District Judge Timothy Hanson didn't see Johnson as a predator.
      "Mr. Johnson was not out trying to find someone," Caine said. "This young man was equally patrolling the Internet."
      Caine suggested home confinement for Johnson instead of jail time because, he said. Salt Lake County does not have work release, which would have been ideal for Johnson during his 90-day jail sentence.
      In court Wednesday, prosecutor Paul Amann argued for Johnson to serve one year in jail, which would have been the maximum sentence under Johnson's plea agreement with prosecutors.
      Amann said that attempted homicide charges were considered because Johnson knowingly had HIV at the time of the sexual act. They were dropped because the victim took an AIDS test in March 2004 that was negative.
      "I think that the judge made his ruling based on all the information that he had, and I'm not in a position to challenge that," Amann said.
      Amann said Johnson has been an attorney for approximately 30 years and that his conviction could potentially lead to disbarment.
      "If you've committed a felony crime that's considered a crime of moral turpitude, my understanding is that that is grounds for disbarment as an attorney," Amann said.
      Johnson was also sentenced to 36 months probation and 100 hours of community service.
      "It's going to be a difficult sentence for him," Amann said. "He's in jail for 90 days, he's probably going to be disbarred, he'll have to register as a sex offender and he'll have to go through treatment."
 
I love the quote -- What do you do with a rabid dog? Take him to counseling -- NO WAY - I guess 90 days in jail + probation. --
 
The real answer should be -- NO.... PUT BOTH HIM AND THE JUDGE TO DEATH.....in cases like these the judge is just as guilty as the person committing the crime -- he has now put this person back in society to victimize another child.....
 
 
 

Friday, September 02, 2005

Finally, A Word From The Black Community....

... unfortunately, it is just as irresponsible as the actions of the thugs causing chaos in New Orleans....
 

Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., D-Illinois, said too much focus has been placed on the looting, taking away from what should be the priority: getting food, water and stability to the tens of thousands of displaced victims.

So much for the black leadership in America (not that I expected anything different)....

Thursday, September 01, 2005

2 More Sex Offenders - GONE!!

From, Seattle Times:

Police confirm that two slain men in Bellingham were sex offenders

BELLINGHAM — Two men shot to death at a Bellingham apartment building were Level III sex offenders, police confirmed today.

The men were identified by police as Hank Eisses, 49, and Victor Vasquez, 68, both convicted child rapists.

Police are looking for a man who may have posed as an FBI agent to gain access to their apartment. A roommate who found the bodies says the man wore a blue jumpsuit and a cap with the FBI, and said he wanted to talk to the men about their status as sex offenders. The man was also seen Friday by neighbors.

The fake FBI agent told the three roommates that one of them was on a "hit list" on an Internet site, according to the police.

The roommate who reported the deaths left about 9 p.m. while the FBI imposter was still there, police Lt. Craige Ambrose said previously. He found the bodies when he returned about 3 a.m. Saturday, police said.

Neighbors said the suspect stayed at the house for approximately two hours, according to police

Any Questions

Found this through Confederate Yankee



ANY QUESTIONS?

Flooding, Looting, Shooting -- Ohhhh My

I am sure that this post will piss off quite a few people, like that has stopped me before…

Now as much as I feel for the victims of Hurricane Katrina -- I can’t imagine losing everything that I have, nor (more importantly) the people who mean the world to me.

But -- New Orleans is a city that is built below sea level and that is able to survive ---- blah, blah, blah -- levee system.

When your city is being evacuated, do me a favor -- LEAVE!!! Not sure, maybe someone can fill me in on this, why on earth -- would you stay after your city is being evacuated. I have watched for the days leading up to this hurricane, time after time people (with children!) -- staying -- no big deal.

Well, now it is a big deal -- HUGE DEAL!

The American people will surely, donate money, relief, you name it for the city to rebuild and aid the people that have survived -- however, I find it absolutely disgusting that in a time of devastation, a time where human life is trying to be saved, a time that is make or break -- that selfish-sick people are looting, firing shoots at relief aid -- And why is it, that most of the people I have seen very a variety of news sources are black -- what is up with the behavior, and why isn’t anyone from the black community standing up and talking about it -- there has been disasters in the past that have struck communities that ethnic make up was not black -- and those people did not shoot at relief, loot stores, demand immediate relief -- when infact, they were given opportunity to leave prior to the act.

And this whole time I can not get the words of that damn Led Zeppelin song out of my head…..
If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break, [X2]
When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay.
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, [X2]
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.
Don't it make you feel bad
When you're tryin' to find your way home,
You don't know which way to go?
If you're goin' down South
They got no work to do,
If you don't know about Chicago.
Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
All last night sat on the levee and moaned, [X2]
Thinkin' about me baby and my happy home.
Going, going to Chicago... Going to Chicago...
Sorry but I can't take you..
Going down... going down now... going down....

1990 Top Hits -- Wow, Our Music Sucked!

Top 100 Hits of 1990 / Top 100 Songs of 1990

Shamelessly stolen from Mostly Cajun and Minivan Mom

A.) Go to musicoutfitters.com.
B.) Enter the year you graduated from high school in the search function at the upper left and get the list of 100 most popular songs of that year.
C.) Bold the songs you liked, strike through the ones you hated, italics for your favorite. Do nothing to the ones you don’t remember (or don’t care about).

1. Hold On, Wilson Phillips
2. It Must Have Been Love, Roxette
3. Nothing Compares 2 U, Sinead O'Connor
4. Poison, Bell Biv Devoe
5. Vogue, Madonna
6. Vision Of Love, Mariah Carey
7. Another Day In Paradise, Phil Collins
8. Hold On, En Vogue
9. Cradle Of Love, Billy Idol
10. Blaze Of Glory, Jon Bon Jovi
11. Do Me!, Bell Biv Devoe
12. How Am I Supposed To Live Without You, Michael Bolton
13. Pump Up The Jam, Technotronic
14. Opposites Attract, Paula Abdul
15. Escapade, Janet Jackson
16. All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You, Heart
17. Close To You, Maxi Priest
18. Black Velvet, Alannah Myles
19. Release Me, Wilson Phillips
20. Don't Know Much, Linda Ronstadt and Aaron Neville
21. All Around The World, Lisa Stansfield
22. l Wanna Be Rich, Calloway
23. I Remember You, Skid Row
24. Rub You The Right Way, Johnny Gill
25. She Ain't Worth It, Glenn Medeiros Featuring Bobby Brown
26. If Wishes Came True, Sweet Sensation
27. The Power, Snap
28. (Can't Live Without Your) Love and Affection, Nelson
29. Love Will Lead You Back, Taylor Dayne
30. Don't Wanna Fall In Love, Jane Child
31. Two To Make It Right, Seduction
32. Sending All My Love, Linear
33. Unskinny Bop, Poison
34. Step By Step, New Kids On The Block
35. Dangerous, Roxette
36. We Didn't Start The Fire, Billy Joel
37. I Don't Have The Heart, James Ingram
38. Downtown Train, Rod Stewart
39. Rhythm Nation, Janet Jackson
40. I'll Be Your Everything, Tommy Page
41. Roam, B-52's
42. Everything, Jody Watley
43. Back To Life, Soul II Soul
44. Here and Now, Luther Vandross
45. Alright, Janet Jackson
46. Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice
47. Blame It On The Rain, Milli Vanilli
48. Have You Seen Her, M.C. Hammer
49. With Every Beat Of My Heart, Taylor Dayne
50. Come Back To Me, Janet Jackson
51. No More Lies, Michel'le
52. Praying For Time, George Michael
53. How Can We Be Lovers, Michael Bolton
54. Do You Remember, Phil Collins
55. Ready Or Not, After 7
56. U Can't Touch This, M.C. Hammer
57. I Wish It Would Rain Down, Phil Collins
58. Just Between You and Me, Lou Gramm
59. Something Happened On The Way To Heaven, Phil Collins
60. Black Cat, Janet Jackson
61. Can't Stop, After 7
62. Janie's Got A Gun, Aerosmith
63. The Humpty Dance, Digital Underground
64. I'll Be Your Shelter, Taylor Dayne
65. Free Fallin', Tom Petty
66. Giving You The Benefit, Pebbles
67. Enjoy The Silence, Depeche Mode
68. Love Song, Tesla
69. Price Of Love, Bad English
70. Girls Nite Out, Tyler Collins
71. King Of Wishful Thinking, Go West
72. What Kind Of Man Would I Be?, Chicago
73. Get Up! (Before The Night Is Over), Technotroic
74. Here We Are, Gloria Estefan
75. Epic, Faith No More
76. Love Takes Time, Mariah Carey
77. Just Like Jesse James, Cher
78. Love Shack, B-52's
79. All Or Nothing, Milli Vanilli
80. Romeo, Dino
81. Everybody Everybody, Black Box
82. I Go To Extremes, Billy Joel
83. Whip Appeal, Babyface
84. Oh Girl, Paul Young
85. C'mon and Get My Love, D-Mob With Cathy Dennis
85. (It's Just) The Way That You Love Me, Paula Abdul
87. We Can't Go Wrong, Cover Girls
88. When I'm Back On My Feet Again, Michael Bolton
89. Make You Sweat, Keith Sweat
90. This One's For The Children, New Kids On The Block
91. What It Takes, Aerosmith
92. Forever, Kiss
93. Jerk Out, Time
94. Just A Friend, Biz Markie
95. Whole Wide World, A'me Lorain
96. Without You, Motley Crue
97. Swing The Mood, Jive Bunny and The Mastermixers
98. Thieves In The Temple, Prince
99. Mentirosa, Mellow Man Ace
100. Tic-Tac-Toe, Kyper

 

Monday, August 29, 2005

Seriously, Define "Taking Indecent Liberties With a Child"

It seems that there is again, a missing child that is directly linked to a sex offender -- I know Shocking!

This time it is in North Carolina, Jodie Collie, 12 ye

ars old.

A 12-year-old girl who apparently ran away from her home may have left in the company of a convicted sex offender with whom she had developed some kind of friendship, police said.

Jodie Collie was last seen in her bedroom on Thursday night, and was reported missing the following morning by her family. Police said Friday that they believe she was lured away by Phillip Denkler, 27, a registered sex offender who served a prison sentence for taking indecent liberties with a child. The two apparently had talked on the telephone for months.

So, can someone please informed me of what “Taking Indecent Liberties With A Child”.

Again I ask, how many more children have to be preyed upon -- I think by starting with we can stop trying to “sugar coat” the actual crime committed, and call it what it is…..”indecent liberties” my ass!

Jodie is a 5-foot-4, 114 pound white girl with blonde hair and green eyes. Denkler was described as a 6-foot-1, 150 pound white man with short black hair and brown eyes. A police photograph released as part of an Amber Alert showed him wearing glasses and a light mustache.The alert said the pair might be traveling in a 2005 beige Hyundai Sonata with a North Carolina license plate number NWM-2630.

Here is a picture of missing 12 yr old.

Here is a picture of the sicko who likes to violate kids...

Let's hope she returns home or someone recongizes her soon!



Sunday, August 28, 2005

About Me -- Here is a little insight....

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Wow, Glad to have a first house -- first thought beach but then no hurricanes (since on the news today) -- cabin up north would be nice.

2. FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Wow, can’t even think of one -- actually would have to be my jeans (wow, that is sad)

3. THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT?
I actually bought Alice In Chains “Facelift” -- to replace my lost one!

4. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Morning? Hahahah j/k -- 6:00am -- my kids get up w/ the sun -- now that school has started….

5. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
Dishwasher -- I hate washing dishes

6. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Used to play piano and clarinet and drums. I don’t want to play any -- if I did then I would learn.

7. FAVORITE COLOR?
I like grays or slate blue

8. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
Used to be sports car but can’t imagine every having anything that compact again -- SUV!

9. FAVORITE CHILDREN’S BOOK?
The Paper Bag Princess -- A must for anyone who has daughters!

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Winter -- C’mon I live in Arizona -- Summers way to much like hell!!!

11. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Psycho/Stalker Detector!

12. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
Celestial -- Soon a second -- Chinese “respect and honesty”

13. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Boyfriends? J/K -- No

14. NAME ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD TALK TO.
Long lost friends -- Eric and Cammie

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
Saturday.

16. WHAT’S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
First Aid Kit, Flat Tire Repair stuff, Hopefully no groceries!

17. WHICH DO YOU PREFER SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Hamburger

18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT?
French Silk Pie

19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL?
Pollo Fundido from Carlos O’Briens -- If I am cooking manicotti

 

Stole this from MINIVAN DAD @ What Is and What Never Should Be

 

HEY GUY.....

Hey Guys.....

The reason our bras don't always match our underwear is
because WE actually CHANGE our underwear.

The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl.

Please don't drive when you're not driving.

Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the
number of baths that you take.

If only women gossip, how do you and your buddies keep track of "Who's easy?"

Stop telling us that most male strippers are gay:
WE DON'T CARE!

Have a strong need for male bonding?
Visit your proctologist.


Your contributions to your child should go above and beyond that chromosome you unselfishly sacrificed.

Eye contact is best established above our shoulder level.

Found on www.consumptionjuction.com


Take THIS MORALITY TEST

You must go to Outlaw Torn, he has has a great morality test -- that you all MUST take!

NOW!!

And Rightly So Takes on Sex Offenders

And Rightly So, takes on sex offenders who think they should have a "right" to live next to children! 
 
Right, my ass!
 

Friday, August 26, 2005

Birthday Time

Sorry... no posting lately -- stay tuned -- tonight! -- There is so much I want to comment on but been busy planning b-days! 

 

So, want to say this to my 5 year old babies (yes, they are still my babies):

 

 

Once I wished upon a star

 

For wonderful daughters to love.

 

 

Then one day you both came into

 

my life, Like a burst of sunshine.

 

Now every year, I watch you grow

 

 

More wonderful... and every year I

 

 

love you both more.

 

 

Happy Birthday - Katie and Chloe -- Love you so much,

Mommy!

 

 

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Top 10 Gun Safety Tips

To order one of these tee's click on the image.

 

 

Working Together To Protect Children...

Fine example of people, working together to get things changed to protect their children --

AFTER COMPLAINTS,
ORLANDO PROBATION OFFICE NEAR SCHOOL IS MOVED

Another Hero...

Please take the time, to thank Unwelcome Commentary, On September 6th, 2005 will b once again a Soldier....
 
Thank you
 
I have enjoyed your perceptive commentary since I started my ranting and raving on here... thanks you -- and keep in touch on here -- let us know know how your are....my and my family thoughts are with you.
 
I have sat here, thinking how to put into words how to “thank you” (and believe me, there are not that many times that I am at a lost for SOMETHING to say) -- I just want to put in to words --  You are devoting yourself, for that we thank you. You are a soldier. A warrior.  The dedicated few, blessed by God, who risks their lives for me, for my family, for Americans.
 
I thank you and your family for your sacrifices but even more for your example of heroism.  Thank you for being a hero to my children -- they are 13, 5, and twins that are 4.  American society has a tendency to forget that the greatest heroes are the everyday people who sacrifice their plans for a cause greater than any one individual.    My oldest daughter has learned by your example (and the younger ones will also as the grow) what a true hero is -- pride, freedom, loyalty, honor -- all the qualities that a true hero should have.  Her step-brother who she is very close to, just enlisted in the Navy  -- so needless to say she has been struggling with the sadness and worry  -- however, she is so proud of him and that is because of you and your fellow soldiers. 
 
And to you I trust, God bless you and may your life be filled with joy.
 

Matt Lauer Gets Surprise Answer

Nah -- the mainstream media isn't liberal biased:

LAUER: Don't get me wrong, I think you're probably telling the truth, but there might be a lot of people at home wondering how that might be possible with the conditions you're facing and with the insurgent attacks you're facing... What would you say to people who doubt that morale could be that high?

CAPTAIN SHERMAN POWELL: Well sir, I'd tell you, if I got my news from the newspapers I'd be pretty depressed as well.

Note to Lauer don't ask questions, you don't want answered..., story here...

 

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Don't Mess With Texas




I am not sure where Cindy resides --probably California -- did she think that they were joking when they say "Don't Mess With Texas"?...HELLO... ANYONE HOME?

 

Cranky (I would be also) neighbor shoots gun..... here.  I love that guy!!!!

 

Then.... Waco man allegedly drove pickup through "Camp Casey" memorial... here.


 

 

 

Monday, August 15, 2005

Wow, I am getting old....

So after pulling out the yearbook from my senior year -- check this out

(.... btw, this is the day after my teenage daughter and I had the following conversation.

Me: Wow, the 80's ripped up jean are coming back in style (while looking through the Sunday newspaper ads)

Daughter: Mom, they are called Vintage jeans

BTW -- This Was In 1990

1. Theme (yearbook) - "Same As It Ever Was" -- that song still lodged in my brain....

2. Prom Theme -- "Somebody" Depeche Mode

3. Top Movies - Lethal Weapon 2, Batman, Turner and Hootch, Do The Right Thing, Uncle Buck, Ghostbusters

4. Top Singles - Blame It On The Rain, 18 and Life, Girl I'm Going To Miss You, Cuss Words, Fade To Black

5. Prom - Theme "Somebody" Depeche Mode

6. Fads and Prices - CHECK THIS OUT hahahaha

Gallon of Gas - $1.00
6 pk of pop - 1.89
4 pk of coolers - 3.89 (ummmm weren't we too young???)
Pack of cigarettes - 1.50
Big Mac - 1.69
School Lunch - 1.25
Cassette - 8.99
CD - 15.99
Fossil Watch - 50.00
Levis - 35.00
Guess Jeans - 55.00
Super Big Gulp - .89
Movie - 5.50
Vans - 30.00
Gucci Purse - 125.00
Candy Bar - .50
Gum - .45

Hillary, I Am Again Amazed With Your Insight....

So I am on the Yahoo homepage and I notice a flashing picture of Hillary Clinton and next to it is "Yahoo Health" and "Blog For Hope" -- intrigued as I was -- I proceeded. What is this? You may ask -- they explain....

In a 30-day Blog for Hope event on Yahoo! Health, celebrities from every walk of public life will share the triumphs, insights, and personal stories of how cancer has affected their lives.

So now, I am VERY interested in reading Mrs. Clinton's triumphs, insights, and person story of how cancer has affected HER life.... and please note that she is under the title "health expert" lol .... so here it is...

We Cannot Afford Breast Cancer

posted by Senator Hillary Clinton Sun, Aug 14, 2005, 6:49 pm PDT Post a Comment

The recent declines in death rates from breast cancer show that with research, early detection, prevention, and quality care, we can make progress, and the sobering statistics show why we must. Nearly 1 in 8 women will develop breast cancer in her lifetime, and over 40,000 women will die this year from breast cancer alone. We cannot afford to continue losing our mothers, sisters, and loved ones to this disease. I support breast cancer research to help us find the causes and find the cure for breast cancer, because as Mary Lasker, one of the strongest research champions once said, "if you think research is expensive -- try disease."

Wow, I am so amazed and inspired by her story of triumph. Moved by her incredible insights, and after reading the above, I had NO idea of just how much this has affected her personal life.

Thank you, Hillary -- for again reaffirming what a fake, politically motivated, ego-centric person that you are. I would have had more respect if you couldn't offer anything to this topic - shutting up. But to take the opportunity just to have your mug plastered on Yahoo, and then insulting the intelligence of anyone that was seriously needing support is..... well..... just so liberal of you.
...Why don't you just stick to the topic of infidelity and continue to give young women the message that you know best "Standing By Your Man"....

KIDS' INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE

Never trust a dog to watch your food. -Patrick, Age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. -Matthew, Age 12

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. -Andrew, Age 9

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. -Rocky, Age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. -Stephanie, Age 8

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -Rosemary, Age 7

Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower. -Lamar, Age 10

Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. -Carrol, Age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom. -Nicholas, Age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert. -Kelly, Age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. -Heather, Age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working. -Michael, Age 14

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -Joel, Age 12

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. -Alyesha, Age 13

Never try to baptize a cat. -Laura, Age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster. -Scott, Age 11

Never do pranks at a police station. -Sam, Age 10

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. -Rob, Age 10

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. -Hank, Age 12

Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. -Molly, Age 11

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. -Chelsey, Age 7

Stay away from prunes. -Randy, Age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. -Phillip, Age 13

Forget the cake. Go for the icing! -Cynthia, Age 8

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Sunday, August 14, 2005

Watch Out Kindergarten -- Here They Come!

The night before the big day!  Not to worried about my girls being ready for school -- more worried about the school being ready for MY girls!  I have a teen and three that are starting school tomorrow and I had forgotten in the time since my oldest started of the excitement and what a milestone the first day of school is.  The last two weeks have been so chaotic, with shopping, organizing, and fielding 20 million questions (ok 10 million -- hey three are 3 of them!) -- but I have enjoyed and treasured every moment -- to see my girls eyes light up and the sense of pride after the "welcome party" (meet the teacher) that we attended last week.  So I am off to bed early with the kids, realizing just how fast they grow up!
 

Cindy, I Can Call You That Right?

Not really into attacking grieving mothers.... but must call a spade (liberal), a spade (liberal).

So since you, Cindy, have decided to stalk our president, invade my home though any and all media access, spew your delusional propaganda -- her is my opinion....

I feel for ANY mother, who loses her child -- but when a mother exploits her sons death -- for her own selfish gain (whatever that may be to that person) -- when "decide" to use something so pure to excel their agenda -- then CINDY YOU ARE A SPADE!!!

Here is the open letter to President Bush from Cindy Sheehan, for anyone that can not see the left-wing induced agenda then probably needs to remove Michael Moore from their mouth...... as tactfully as I am to communicate it.....



November 4, 2004
An Open Letter to George W. Bush


Dear George,

You don't mind if I call you George do you? When you sent me a letter offering your condolences on the death of my son, Spc. Casey Austin Sheehan, in the illegal and unjust war on Iraq, you called me Cindy, so I naturally assume we are on a first name basis.

George, it has been seven months today since your reckless and wanton foreign policies killed my son, my big boy, my hero, my best-friend: Casey. It has been seven months since your ignorant and arrogant lack of planning for the peace murdered my oldest child. It has been two days since your dishonest campaign stole another election…but you all were way more subtle this time than in 2000, weren’t you? You hardly had to get the Supreme Court of the United States involved at all this week.

You feel so proud of yourself for betraying the country again, don't you? You think you are very clever because you pulled the wool over the eyes of some of the people again. You think that you have some mandate from God that you can't spend your political capital” any way that you want. George you don’t care or even realize that 56,000,000 plus citizens of this country voted against you and your agenda. Still, you are going to continue your ruthless work of being a divider and not a uniter. George, in 2000 when you stole that election and the Democrats gave up, I gave up too. I had the most ironic thought of my life then: “Oh well, how much damage can he do in four years?” Well, now I know how much you have damaged my family, this country, and this world. If you think I am going to allow you another four years to do even more damage, then you truly are mistaken. I will fight for a true vote count and if that fails, your impeachment. Also, the impeachment of your Vice President. The only thing is, I’m not politically savvy, and I don’t have a Karl Rove to plan my strategy, but I do have a big mouth and a righteous cause, which still mean something in this country, I hope.

All of this lying, fooling, and betraying must be “hard work” George. You really think you know what hard work is?

George, let me tell you what “hard work” really is.

Hard work is seeing your oldest son, your brave and honorable man-child go off to a war that had, and still has, no basis in reality. Hard work is worrying yourself gray and not being able to sleep for 2 weeks because you don’t know if your child is safe.

Hard work is seeing your son’s murder on CNN one Sunday evening while you’re enjoying the last supper you’ll ever truly enjoy again.

Hard work is having three military officers come to your house a few hours later to confirm the aforementioned murder of your son…your first born…your kind and gentle sweet baby.

Hard work is burying your child 46 days before his 25th birthday. Hard work is holding your other three children as they lower the body of their big “baba” into the ground. Hard work is not jumping in the grave with him and having the earth cover you both.

But, Dear George, do you know what the hardest work of all is? Trying to digest the fact that the leader of the country that your family has fought for and died for, for generations, lied to you and betrayed your dear boy’s sense of honor and exploited his courage and exploited his loyalty to his buddies. Hard work is having your country abandon you after they killed your son. Hard work is coming to the realization that your son had his future robbed from him and that you have had your son’s future and future grand-children stolen from you. Hard work is knowing that there are so many people in this world that have prospered handsomely from your son’s death.

George, I must confess that I and my family worked very HARD to re-defeat you this time, but you refuse to stay defeated. Well, we are watching you very carefully. We are going to do everything in our power to have you impeached for misleading the American people into a disastrous war and for mis-using and abusing your power as Commander-in-Chief. We are going to scream until our last breath to bring the rest of our babies home from this quagmire of a war that you have gotten our country in to: before too many more families learn the true meaning of Hard Work. We know it is going to be an uphill battle, knowing how Republican Congress is, but thanks to you, we know the meaning of Hard Work and we’re not afraid of hard work at all.

The 56,000,000 plus citizens who voted against you and your agenda have given me a mandate to move forward with my agenda. Also, thanks to you and your careless domestic policies, I am unemployed, so this will be my full-time job. Being your political downfall will be the most noble accomplishment of my life and it will bring justice for my son and 1125 (so far) other brave Americans and tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis your lies have killed. By the way, George, how many more innocent Iraqis are your policies going to kill before you convince them that you are better than Saddam? How many more of their cities are you going to level before you consider that they are liberated? If you really had any moral values, or if you were an honorable man at all you would resign. My son was a man who had high moral values and true courage. Humanity lost a bright light on April 04, 2004. I will live the rest of my life missing Casey desperately. Thank you for that, George. Have a nice day.
God Bless America!! We surely need it!

Cindy Sheehan


Saturday, August 13, 2005

Looks Like No Peace Prize for Carter's Grandson...

Not sure which is more humorous the fact that Carter's Grandson was sentenced today for stealing a video game console or the fact that Jeremy Carter's sentence was actually tougher than what we see a lot of sex offenders. HUH?

FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. Aug 12, 2005 A teenage grandson of former President Jimmy Carter was sentenced Friday to 30 days of house arrest and 36 months probation as part of a plea agreement involving the theft of a videogame console.

Jeremy Carter, 18, of Peachtree City, was arrested in December after being caught inside the home of a former friend. Police said they found less than an ounce of marijuana in his shoe and smelled alcohol on his breath.

The victim did not want Carter to go to jail, which District Attorney Scott Ballard said "considerably" affected the outcome of the case.

Carter's burglary charge was reduced and he pleaded guilty to theft by taking, a misdemeanor.

"If you are convicted of burglary here, you go to prison for three years," Ballard said.

Carter is the son of Annette and Jeff Carter, Jimmy Carter's youngest son.

Ballard said Carter will also perform 100 hours of community service and undergo drug counseling.


So sex offenders get probation or required to perform needlework -- but don't be trying to steel a video game (console -- not even a game) -- damn! But the story alone is pretty funny anyway.....

Friday, August 12, 2005

Another Stupid Label....

A brand of insect spray:

"Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects. Not tested on animals."

 

New school opens in neighborhood full of sex offenders - Florida

Nothing Like Looking Out For The Children (sarcasm -- for those of you that are stupid), for the whole article, here...

"The sex predators were here first, so why build a school right across the street?" parent Gina Kelbaugh wondered.

The answer, according to school officials, is simply a lack of land.

"Unfortunately in Pinellas County, there's not a lot of vacant land for us to build new schools on. The property that the new school was built on was property that the school system had," explained Pinellas County schools spokesman Sterling Ivey.

But that property, on 28th Street North in St. Petersburg, sits less than 300 feet from a registered sexual predator's home. And contrary to what many people believe, he doesn't have to move; the terms of his probation say nothing about the distance he must live from a school.

Not only is there a sexual predator right across the street, but a mobile home park just two blocks from the school is home to at least 10 registered sex offenders.

"Down these streets, there's a liquor lounge over here and a bunch of trailer parks with a bunch of sexual predators. I have a problem with that," parent Cynthia Mitchell said.

Lawyer wants cops to leave Duncan alone

blah blah blah poor Duncan -- so what if he is responsible for viciously killing Slade and Brenda Groene, Mark McKenzie. Molesting and torturing Dylan and Shasta Groene - then killing Dylan. So what if he is suspected of killing many unsolved murders/missing children and has also been linked NOW to Anthony Martinez --- but lawyers want......

WHO CARES WHAT THEY WANT.... OR THE SEX OFFENDER THAT KILLED AND TORTURED MANY WANTS.......

Lawyer wants cops to leave Duncan alone (KBCI Boise)COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho The lawyer for sexual predator Joseph Edward Duncan III wants law enforcement officers to stop asking his client if he is involved in the murders of children in other parts of the country

YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT I WANT THESE PIECES OF CRAP TO STOP HURTING CHILDREN.... until then I could care less what either the lawyers of Joseph Duncan want or what the sicko, himself wants.... please.....


Can You Name The Three Branches Of Government

Too Funny (and very sad), Laura.....

 

Can you name the three branches of government?

..... REPUBLICAN, DEMOCRAT, AND INDEPENDENT???

Air America Bumper Sticker

Check out Say Anything Contest, here is my favorite


THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES

THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES

During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place.

No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely.

If being fired at by Germans, hide in a river - or even a bath. German bullets are unable to penetrate water.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

Freelance helicopter pilots are always eager to accept bookings from international terrorist organizations.

Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings - especially if any of their family or friends have died in a strange boating accident.

All computer disks will work in all computers, regardless of software.

Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

When driving a car it is normal to look not at the road but at the person sitting beside you or in the back seat for the entire journey.

An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.

Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.

You never need the keys to start a car if you are chasing someone.

You always need the keys, and can never find them, to start a car when you're being chased.

Latin drug lords love gold jewelery and all live in big houses in Miami and keep tigers as pets.

Local cops, or DEA, FBI, CIA always have a hard time findng Latin drug lords b/c the drug lords look and live like average citizens

Binoculars not only allow you to see better, but you can also hear what the people are saying

High school bullies in the sixties and seventies were all named Biff

Ugly people are never attacked by creepy murderers

Creepy murderes always have a limp and/or enjoy walking really slowly

No matter how far you run, drive, or fly, the limping creepy murderer will get there faster

Banks, as a matter of policy, always keep their cash inside bags to expedite the handoff to robbers

Security guards are always fat slobs who sleep on the job

All international conflicts can be solved by one lonely muscle dude in the span of ninety minutes

In a trilogy, the bad guys always win on the second movie

Italian households always keep the living room lights dimmed, and always have soft instrumental music playing in the background

Italian households consist of at least eight people

Italian families always argue at the dinner table

The female black sheep of an Italian family is always named Deloris and is always pregnant

The male black sheep of an Italian family is always named Richie and sells drugs

Hispanic households consist of at least eight children who share one bed

Underdogs in our society always grow up by the docks or the train tracks

Your hair will never get messed up in a natural disaster

Bad guys never carry enough bullets

On rare occassions when a good guy runs out of bullets, the bad guy that is about to kill him gets shot in the back by the good guys partner who rises from near death

Although physically impossible, you can always hear spaceships explode in outer space

When looking something up in a book, it will always be on the first page you open up

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Stupid Labels

On a packet of Nytol sleeping tablets:


"Warning: may cause drowsiness."


 


 

Wow, Congrats You Are Just As Responsible AS The Molester

I posted an entry after the M.J trial was over regarding Ellie Cook's book deal that was made prior to even the deliberations you remember Ellie, right? -- the old hag, snapping her fingers (during the press conference), with that now well-rehearsed-witty saying.... Here is the long awaited title....

GUILTY AS SIN, FREE AS A BIRD

.... Really, old hag, and how long did it take you to figure that out????? She is not the only piece of crap trying to make money by letting a child molester free... it seems Ray Hultman is also writing a book, too. Now for this to be of any interest, you must listen to this clip of one of the best radio talk show interview I have ever heard.... and on it is Mr. Hultman!!!

So let me get this straight, you don't convict a child molester because of the mother and she is out for money, etc..... but you can't wait to capitalize on the trial and that you let a child molester fun free??

SERIOUSLY, How do you sleep at night???

YOU have failed! You are a miserable, piece of crap, with no integrity or morals -- if fact you are just as much responsible for him molesting children - as being there yourself! You failed the judicial process, you failed the child that was molested, AND you failed the children that he will continue to molest!


Ohhhh yeah, also Reports of Juror Misconduct---
Brown says Eleanor Cook, 79 (the "Don't snap your fingers at me, lady!" lady who didn't much care for the accuser's mother), and Raymond Hultman, 62, told him the high jinks included sneaking in a videotape of Court TV segments of the trial during deliberations. (The VCR didn't work.)

Friday, August 05, 2005

Police Shut Down Kids' Lemonade Stand

This has to be the most ridiculous article I have read in quite awhile.... I think the "sausage guy needs to be bent over and have the sausage used on him..... unbelievable!

The Associated Press
Aug. 3, 2005 08:39 AM

SALEM, Mass.- A sausage vendor has given two Massachusetts boys a lesson in cutthroat business techniques.

Police shut down the boys' lemonade stand in Salem after the sausage man complained that they didn't have a permit and were taking customers away from him.

Lieutenant Scott Englehart says police had no choice but to enforce the rules. But he says it's "ridiculous that little kids can't sell lemonade."

Jarrod Clowery is the sausage man. He says he regrets ever calling police because now all he gets are icy stares from people around town who heard about the story.

Nine-year-old Dominic Serino says after he and eleven-year-old Ryan Decker were thrown off the Common, they relocated to a spot near Serino's home. But their business dropped off.

Things I Will Never Hear From My Auto Mechanic.....

  • "That part is much less expensive than I thought."
  • "I've never seen anyone maintain his car as well as you do."
  • "You could get that done more cheaply at the garage down the street."
  • "It was just a loose wire. No charge."


Response From The Tooth Fairy...

Dear ______________:

Thank you for leaving the tooth under your pillow last night. While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:

( ) the tooth could not be found

( ) it was not a human tooth

( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny

( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor

( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash

( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you

( ) the tooth fairy does not process fingernails

( ) your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action

( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy

( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received

( ) the tooth is still in your mouth

( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit

( ) no nightlight was on at the time of our visit

 ( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing

( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows: [ ] string [ ] pliers [ ] gunpowder [ ] hammer marks [ ] chisel [ ] part of skull attached to tooth [ ] no dental care

( ) other:

Instead of the usual cash redemption, we have provided the following certificate which you may attempt to exchange at a retail store near you. Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.

Sincerely,

The Tooth Fairy

 

 

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Thursday, August 04, 2005

Barry Goldwater's Nephew Announces His Candidacy For AZ Governor

And all I have to say is don't let the door hit ya on your way out, Reno (oops I mean Napolitano) --


Democrats hold the governorship in Arizona at the moment, but Janet Napolitano won't rest easily tonight after seeing who just tossed his hat in the ring for her job in 2006. Don Goldwater, the nephew of legendary Republican conservative and Arizona statesman Barry Goldwater, has decided to run for Napolitano's job

Add Another Victim to Duncan's List - Anthony Martinez (Beaumont, CA)

SADLY, THIS IS PROBABLY THE FIRST OF MANY CHILDREN THAT WILL BE LINKED TO THIS MONSTER....

Check out these amazing sites that (I believe) have contributed to this break in the above case.....

THE DARK SIDE....Planet Huff




I have watched as this case has unfolded, and to give credit where credit is due, the bloggers that have made such an effort to figure this sicko out -- paid off. Duncan (through a partial print and possibly now a confession) has been identified in the kidnapping/brutal murder of Anthony Martinez Beaumont, CA. (His body is found on 4/19/97 in Indio, CA.)



Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Ted Kennedy and The Art Of Hypocrisy

Ohhhhhh Teddy, Why the double standard, When One Will Do Just Fine!

Watch the Art Of Hypocrisy, as only a Democrat can master... here. Thanks Political Teen -- I watched this last night and laughed my ass off...... Enjoy!

For those readers that are a little slow/liberal.... here are some pictures to help...



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H Y P O C R I S Y

The Un-politically Correct Site

"My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit. "

 

~Jerry Hall, (not a fan, but love the quote)

Application For Permission To Date MY Daughter

I am running to Kinko's right now -- those of you who know me must know that I am not joking (I have 4 daughters)!

-- -- --

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.

1. NAME __________ DATE OF BIRTH __________

2. HEIGHT __________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q ______ G.P.A. __________

3. SOCIAL SECURITY ______-____-_____DRIVERS LICENSE # _______

4. BOY SCOUT RANK __________

5. HOME ADDRESS ____________________________________________
CITY/STATE __________ ZIP __________

6.Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Y / N
If No, EXPLAIN ___________________________________

7. Number of years your parents have been married __________

8. Do you own a van? A truck with oversized tires? A water bed? ________ If you answered yes to any of the 3 questions -- you may stop now -- your denied)

9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?
__________________________________________

10. In50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER!" mean to you?
___________________________________________

11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
____________________________________________________________________

12. Church you attend __________ How often do you attend? _______

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? _____________________

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)

a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is _________________

b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my __________

c) A woman's place is in the __________

d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is __________

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is __________
(NOTE: If your answer begins with 'T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

15.What do you want to be IF you grow up? ___________________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED-HOT POKERS.

Signature (That means your name, moron) ______________________________

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write. If you do attempt any communication before your application is approved, automatic disqualification will result. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases (You might want to watch your back).

Do you still want to date my daughter?

__________ Yes, please accept my application

__________ I um, no, I uh, think I have the wrong house...

-- -- --

*Would have to add as a question...Do you speak English/hablo english? ________ (If no -- la imigra) hahaha my attempts at Spanish....

Found this on www.planetmike.com


Tuesday, August 02, 2005

In Search Of Utopia: I hate Whitney Houston!

This is you before Crack....


This is you After Crack....



ANY QUESTIONS???


"First of all, let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack, let's get that straight. OK? I don't do crack. I don't do that. Crack is whack." Whitney Houston, 2002



Monday, August 01, 2005

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes.....

This is too funny......

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. These are great:

As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... Mess It Up.

Better Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.

Strike While The... Bug Is Close.

You Can Lead A Horse To Water But.. How?

Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.

A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.

You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math.

If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning.

Love All, Trust.. Me

Where There's Smoke, There's... Pollution.

Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents!

A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.

Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers.

None Are So Blind As... Helen Keller.

Children Should Be Seen And Not... Spanked Or Grounded.

When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.


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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance".)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my Dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I've tried all the above -- and you are still clueless -- HELLO???)

That is too funny.... my favorite is #4 -- but then again I perfer....
It's you, not me (It's you, not me)


Saturday, July 30, 2005

Birds Of A Feather.... Molest Together?????

(damn, watch out Johnny "the glove" Cochran).....

I have not talked to much about this S.O.B -- but Minivan Dad -- has provided quite a background on this S.O.B through mercurynews.com (which requires subscription) -- I am posting this article a few others so that you may see the details that I found quite disturbing -- for all the archive articles follow link and file out registration (free), quite a lot of information available....

Here are the heartwarming (sarcasm, hello???) details of how distraught his "chomo" (child molester) buddy was while ratting his chomo friend and roommate out......

Documents reveal how friend helped build molest case

Frederick Everts was sobbing as he was ratting out his pedophile buddy, Dean Schwartzmiller, to police last month. He said he'd tried to protect two 12-year-old cousins from Schwartzmiller, his accused accomplice in the sexual abuse of the San Jose boys. The molestations were not his fault, Everts told police.

Yes, Everts admitted, he'd tried to molest a 3-year-old boy while they shared a bath at the San Jose home he lived in with Schwartzmiller, a police report said.


TRIED????? A 3 YEAR OLD!!!!!!! -- Ohhhhh but woe is he for "ratting" out his "friend" ..... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!

That got investigators' attention. But they were really interested in hearing more about Schwartzmiller, 63, who may turn out to be one of the most prolific child molesters in history.

In court documents, police reveal how they recited Miranda rights to Everts -- who was picked up for jumping parole in Oregon -- and used him to build their case against the man who allegedly logged more than 36,000 entries in seven spiral-bound journals about his abusive exploits.

Schwartzmiller's arrest last month has triggered numerous calls to San Jose police from across the country, as investigators try to trace the serial sex offender's path since he was sent to prison in Oregon in 1993 for sodomizing a 15-year-old boy.

The latest charges stem from his relationship over the last two years with a pair of boys he lured into a friendship with sleepovers, video games, foosball and other toys at his Vineyard Drive home, police say.

In one instance, court records show, one of the San Jose boys woke up to find his shorts drawn down. He asked Schwartzmiller, records show, why that'd happened. Schwartzmiller told the boy his cat had crawled into the child's sleeping bag and pulled down his underwear, the boy told police. And Schwartzmiller added that he only reached into the boy's bag to pull out the cat. The boy didn't believe him.

What is still not known is why police reports name two more boy victims -- including the 3-year-old whom Everts admitted to attempting to molest -- while prosecutors have not charged Schwartzmiller or Everts for those alleged attacks. Steve Fein, the Santa Clara County attorney prosecuting the case, had no comment Saturday.

Meanwhile, members of Schwartzmiller's family said they haven't had any contact with him for years.

His cousin Jack Schwartzmiller, who last saw the accused man in the 1950s when both were just boys, said the crimes he has been accused of are something no one in the family ever talks about.

There was nothing about Dean Schwartzmiller's upbringing that was unusual, his cousin said. Jack Schwartzmiller learned of his cousin's latest run-in with the law while listening to radio news.

``I said, `Well, he got himself into more trouble.' I figured he probably went straight after that Idaho deal. I didn't know about those other states or anything. I don't know why they keep letting him out of jail. I mean, New York, Brazil, Idaho, Oregon, Washington -- come on, law enforcement, duh.''

UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!