How To Annoy People In An Elevator

• Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
• Ask, "did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
• Call out, "Group hug!" and enforce it.
• Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
• Collect an elevator tax.
• Count down from 100,000 out loud.
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
• Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
• Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
• Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone's fingers who attept to cross you.
• Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
• Start reciting "Green Eggs and Ham" and ask people what comes next.
• When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they'll open again."
• When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
• While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.